This is probably the best description of... well, anything that I've ever heard, ever. Lololololololol.

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Haha, feel free to use it in all appropriate contexts!

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hehehe ... you said dick ... lol but yes i will agree with you on that. i may or may not go see it, i haven't really decided on whether i think its worth it or not. and also, not to go off on a tangent but, i saw the trailer for Clash of the Titans .... I don't think I'm happy about it right now. It might have to grow on me but the trailer made me not excited :/

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If someone were to pay for my ticket and come get me and give me a ride, I could be persuaded to see it. I'm mostly uninterested and uninvested, but every time the trailer comes on I'm all, O RLY JAMES CAMERON.

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*dies* This, pretty much.

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Ha, thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only one not excited. And then I began to think that the most excited one was the movie itself.

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Seriously, it's as if it simultaneously pats itself on the back and strokes its dick all over my screen.

Isn't that pretty much the definition of a James Cameron film in general?

Seriously, other than Aliens and Terminator, totally not a fan. :(

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:looks at his imdb bio: Yeah, pretty much.

This one looks the most masturbatory and self-indulgent to me, though.

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This one looks the most masturbatory and self-indulgent to me, though.
More than The Abyss, which was three stories run together without coherence with a dollop of sexism on top?

Though actually, whatever trailer I saw made Avatar look like a rework of The Abyss.

Except, you know-- dumber. :0

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I've not seen The Abyss, or if I have, it was not a memorable experience.

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LOLOLOL. That's a real movie? Did you see this week's South Park? I thought that was just a joke!

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Dude, watch the trailer. I bet you can't get through it.

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